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Private Porn Wars # 1 Special Edition now available

Posted in: Adult Movie News | Sep 30, 2006 - 9:04:00 PM

Porn Wars is Private’s spoof of George Lucas’ Star Wars is the first episode of the most exciting adult sci-fi trilogy of the year, by renowned director Kovi.

This DVD captures the mood and theme of the sci-fi saga, borrowing from both his original and his later trilogies, with heavy emphasis on the look and style of the original Star Wars movie.

2 Disc Special Edition Hardcore Big Budget Parody!
In a galaxy far, far away, war has struck and darkness is pervading. The good Jodi warriors have been terminated without survivors. Slowly, the all-occluding Darkness swallows the last ray of hope with its hood of indecency as it cracks the galaxy up into sinful disarray. With this small ray of hope, the wise Jodi leaders take hold of the only possibility.

They take the next generation of Jodi warriors, a team of lean and muscular female-fighters to a distant space station, and train them to master the sexual powers of the Force. The time has come; it is the hour of the Porn War. A now unstoppable torrent of naked energy, the Jodis learn to become invisible to their enemy through physical movement and mind-play. When confronted, their full-bodied attack is a power to be reckoned with; rendering any force of Darkness and his sword desperately useless.

A cult fantasy DVD porn flick even your earliest wet dreams wouldn’t have thought up, starring Tera Bond, Mya Diamond, Nikky Rider & more!

Features:
- Making Of
- Trailers
- Featurette
- Girls’ Profiles
- Photobooks

Movie Review...
A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away ... Porn Wars is Private’s spoof of George Lucas’ Star Wars is the first episode of the most exciting adult sci-fi trilogy of the year, by renowned director Kovi. This DVD captures the mood and theme of the sci-fi saga, borrowing from both his original and his later trilogies, with heavy emphasis on the look and style of the original Star Wars movie. Not only does it have some amazing scenes, great attention to lighting and sound, and is a great spoof, but it is filled with steamy, hot and wicked sex. From lesbian to anal; from elegant blowjobs to a foursome, from a threesome to double penetration – this has a little something to tickle almost everyone’s sexual fantasies. And it also has a good plot, special effects and is very entertaining to watch: it’s great fun for both men and women to enjoy!

The movie starts off with the opening music set to the starry sky, and a spacecraft flying by, with the classic Star Wars titles scrolling up the screen... It is indeed a Star Wars spoof. With a harem of delicious women enjoying all manner of sexual variations, with all manner of sexy accents (just as the Star Wars movies did) to simulate different parts of the galaxy, offering a glimpse of the sexual warriors of the future – a future where sex means power.

It's dark time for the galaxy, the war is everywhere. The good Jodi warriors are being exterminated, there are no survivors. Slowly the all-occluding darkness is cracking the galaxy up. In these dark times the surviving Jodi leaders start training the next generation of warriors, they are the only hope left for the galaxy. Constantly hiding and plotting they wait for their turn to defeat the Seth, but they have to be extremely cautious and sneaky, the evil forces are on the search and their lives, and the future of the whole universe, are at stake!

This is the story of the Jodi Knights, driven into hiding from the evil Seth who are hunting them into extinction. The film starts in the Jodi Temple where Doren Twylight (Sandra Parker) and Antonio Ross start with a little after-training passion scene. We also have the Jodi warrior, Gracery Knightly (Mya Diamond), who is lured and seduced into joining the dark side by Horst Baron of the Seth during the second scene of the movie – and boy, is it hot! In the next scene, our Jodi heroes have been ambushed on a nearby planet, and a Jodi rescue team is sent out to investigate – Gracery wants to go, but Traley Sommersaid (Tera Bond) and Antonio Ross, Jodi elders, tell her that she is too unstable and so they take along Shyla Harthly (Nikki Rider) and Cronnly Sertsome (Liz Honey); these two Jodi girls discover The Drifter in the Jodi temple, and get into a steaming hot threesome with him! In a flashback, we learn that the Jodi were ambushed by the Seth (including a fantastic lightsabre fight!), and as the Jodi investigators leave with the information, they get attacked by Seth ships; destroying the ships in an epic battle, they soon get to a cantina on a close space station, where Traley ends up ‘pumping’ Lauro Giotto for more information! As they leave the bar, they discover that Gracery has been following them, and so they take her to the Jodi base and fling her into prison and set up an ambush for the Seth... letting Gracery escape with some false information, the former Jodi heads straight to the Seth leader, the red-eyed Dart Forsennt (Victoria Swinger). The ex-Jodi and the Seth leader get into an amazing lesbian scene (Dart’s way of thanking the former Jodi for the information), before the leader and Horst head off to confront the Jodi elders... and they engage in a fully fledged four-way sex duel!

But who will win the final battle where sex is the ultimate weapon?

You’ve got to get yourself a copy of this amazing space porn saga!

Rating: 10 of 10

Available online now at adult DVD site XODVD here...

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